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Quote of the second from oneliners_o:

Did you hear about the Republican Fried Chicken fast food restaurant?
	All they serve are right wings and a**holes.

(11/20:30/148)

My favorite quote:

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

-- Lewis Carrol, Alice's Adventures in wonderland

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